10 things, heard recently on a cruise ship:
1. This food is awful; and the portions are so small.
2. Do these stairs go up or down?
3. I wonder if the crew sleeps onboard?
4. Does the ship make it's own electricity?
5. Those toilets will suck your nuts right down to the ocean!
6. Al Kaline couldn't hold Willie Keeler's jock strap (a small scuffle ensued)
7. I prefer LeKinff to Tarkay (what the hell?)
8. But how do you KNOW they are Cuban?
9. Sexual frustration is simply a matter of personal preference, just ask any Cowboy goat owner.
10. You look something like Ajax the Greater, without the muscle.
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Dear, my love for you is as vast as the ocean. But my heart belongs to the sea.
I strongly object to #9! I know probably half a dozen cowboys and only a few of them are sexual deviants!
It's not a real cruise without a Sea Chanty.
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