What a difference 4.4 centuries make:
Top 5, July 18, 2007
1. Au jus from lightly broiled right fielder spleen
2. Electric balloons, up to and including the nubs who floss anywhere near them
3. Crayon-shaped pork in a downpour of rennin
4. Cleavage rangers and their assholier-than-thou attitudes
5. Mountaineers, Huskers, and Razorbacks who claim to be from Vermont-New Hampshire border towns, despite being seen repeatedly on the Montana side of the Dakotas
Top 5, June 5, 1561
1. Nostradamus’ recent prediction of OU 63 Whorns 14, whatever the hell that means
2. Mary, Queen of Scots: For my money, the finest piece of Scottish Royalty ass since Elizabeth Electress Palatine
3. That imaginary place where flicked boogers go to die
4. The excessive hype surrounding the Fourth Battle of Kawanakajima—hey, the third wasn’t exactly chopped goat turd!
5. Wondering why someone doesn’t hurry up and invent toilet paper
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I know who OU63whorns14 is, but who the hell is Nostradamus?
Sorry, but no current ranking is complete without the bilked orbs and their fancy “how do you do” and their “how do you do” and their “how do you do” and their “how do you do” ad nauseum; I mean, how DON’T I do, Mother Hubbard? Schooled!
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