16 June 2010
World Cup Forum
Given that LT has such a widespread international readership, along with the fact that the planet’s largest global competition is currently being played out in South Africa, we thought this would be an ideal time to turn over a thread to our fans. So what are your thoughts on the World Cup?
12 June 2010
05 June 2010
WTF! Saturday
We at Lincoln's Trombone have been accused from time to time of exaggeration.
This time, though, no bull, THIS is a MOUTHFUL.....
01 June 2010
Ranking Nothing in Particular
What a difference my teeth make!
Top 5, last time I brushed:
1. ‘I Like Ike’ buttons taught to French kiss
2. Stew that’s all, like, salty for the wrong reasons, know what I’m sayin’?
3. The overlap of concentric circles representing the Franklin Mint and armpit odor
4. Porcelain counter tops that amplify electronic flatulence
5. Middle management techniques that include saying “Wonka wonka wonka” while swallowing junior mints
Top 5, week of, 2010:
1. Overheard in 1958: “That right fielder of the Tigers looks like he’d have some mighty dee-lish spleen juice!”
2. Mountain bikers who wipe their bums with liquid nails
3. Links pertaining to, but not directly referencing, pepper-stained ovaries
4. Seaside gentlemen who seem exceedingly sensitive about their whiskey-scented urine
5. Final French fish that isn’t a rock reference?
Top 5, last time I brushed:
1. ‘I Like Ike’ buttons taught to French kiss
2. Stew that’s all, like, salty for the wrong reasons, know what I’m sayin’?
3. The overlap of concentric circles representing the Franklin Mint and armpit odor
4. Porcelain counter tops that amplify electronic flatulence
5. Middle management techniques that include saying “Wonka wonka wonka” while swallowing junior mints
Top 5, week of, 2010:
1. Overheard in 1958: “That right fielder of the Tigers looks like he’d have some mighty dee-lish spleen juice!”
2. Mountain bikers who wipe their bums with liquid nails
3. Links pertaining to, but not directly referencing, pepper-stained ovaries
4. Seaside gentlemen who seem exceedingly sensitive about their whiskey-scented urine
5. Final French fish that isn’t a rock reference?
22 May 2010
20 May 2010
More Musings about Classic Rock ‘n’ Roll
While not denying their accomplishments, “Beatles” was a really stupid name for a band.
Ted Nugent was born to play guitar. And, it’s now clear, that’s all.
Chuck Berry only seems to sing George Thorogood songs.
In retrospect, Duran Duran still sucks.
Unlike Stealer’s Wheel, I’ve never experienced difficulty keeping this mouth on my face.
Ted Nugent was born to play guitar. And, it’s now clear, that’s all.
Chuck Berry only seems to sing George Thorogood songs.
In retrospect, Duran Duran still sucks.
Unlike Stealer’s Wheel, I’ve never experienced difficulty keeping this mouth on my face.
13 May 2010
Musings About Classic Rock ‘n’ Roll
Too many life-is-so-hard-on-the-road songs. Just play your rock ‘n’ roll, spend your millions, and quit whining.
Lynyrd Skynyrd wins the award for band that looks the most like their own fans.
Why did Bread’s collective girlfriend keep leaving her diary underneath a tree?
And why did Steve Miller get on the big ol’ jet airliner if he 1) didn’t want to go too far away and 2) didn’t know where it was taking him?
Finally, the biggest question of all: I’ve seen all good people turn their heads each day, so, satisfied, I’m on my way...WTF?!
Lynyrd Skynyrd wins the award for band that looks the most like their own fans.
Why did Bread’s collective girlfriend keep leaving her diary underneath a tree?
And why did Steve Miller get on the big ol’ jet airliner if he 1) didn’t want to go too far away and 2) didn’t know where it was taking him?
Finally, the biggest question of all: I’ve seen all good people turn their heads each day, so, satisfied, I’m on my way...WTF?!
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