BAD SANTA - 2015

Santa: What would you like for Christmas young man?

Hairpiece guy: I would like to be president, please.

Santa: I have granted this wish previously. Are you willing to pay the price?

Hairpiece guy: I will do anything...anything.

Santa: Ok, my fine man. All you have to do is suck Hillary's titties and eat out her VBF vag anytime she asks.

Hairpiece guy: What the fuck?

Santa: Bill did it for eight years.

Hairpiece guy: Fuck this shit, I am going to play golf with Nugent.

Santa: Go fuck yourself, douchebag.

Hairpiece guy: Happy Kwanzaa, bitch.