Voiceover:
New on FOX this fall…
From the makers of Trapper John, M.D….
Orphan Jeffrey Number 655 learns the shocking truth: He is actually the illegitimate son of none other than the great Albus Dumbledore. Stunned by the news, he also knows that he has only one chance to live his own life. He must move out of England, away from the shadow of his famous father. Jeffery sets out to find his own fortune, landing in Tulsa.
This fall, Paul Rodriguez is…
Jeff Dumbledore, P.I.
He’s tough.
Scene: Jeff questioning a perp.
Perp: “Hey Brit-boy! Why’s your name sound so familiar? And what’s the deal with the wand? Hey, wait a sec—"
Jeff: “And why are you changing the subject, punk? I think it’s time I kicked your a**!”
Voiceover: He’s tender.
Scene: Jeff dining with a beautiful woman.
Woman: “I don’t know what—or whom—you’re running from. But I’m glad you ended up with me.”
Jeff: “Sure thing, hon. You want pepperoni on your half?”
He’s complex.
Scene: Jeff talking to a Tulsa street cop.
Jeff: “Why do you Americans say number 2 when every time you sit down to do both, you crap first?”
But most of all, he’s good…oh yeah…real good!
Scene: Two beat cops talking.
Cop 1: “Well, Dumbledore solved another one. I don’t know how he does it. It’s like he’s got something to prove.”
Cop 2: “The magic doesn’t hurt either.”
Coming to FOX this fall…
Jeff Dumbledore, P.I.
Check your local listings.
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3 comments:
For real?
I can't wait for this show to start. I hear that Erik Estrada has been signed to the role of guard in an all female nazi-type torture prison.
My dog's name is Noodles, but he prefers to be called Gesundheit.
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