25 June 2014

Liquids and/or Irony

  • Horse cum
  • I posted a status update about how Facebook posters are unpoetic obnoxions.
  • Diffenbachia squeezin’s
  • The Cleveland Symphony is so “sophisticated” they played 3 Ironic Smegma songs in 1 Christmas concert.
  • The name of Bengal’s top poet is “Mikl Or-uus”.
  • Right fielder spleen juice
  • You laugh at a player who sloped 3 feltings and the next thing you know, you’re outside the flaggledroppery bung zone!
  • Jewish magician rennen
  • Soft?! This butter is about as soft as Loebig when Muncy puts on that leather bikini!
  • Condensed VBF
  • Smegma in a vat