11 February 2014

Olympic Cringe Moments, Sochi Edition

Olympic Cringe Moments, Sochi Edition


5. Watching Michael Sam 'do' the half-pipe to Scott Hamilton

4. The hotel water as a kicker for Germany's Shizer Team

3. Vladimir Putin's celebratory Gold Medal Rim-Job

2. Selfies by Miley Cyrus and the Jamaican Bobsled team, au natural

1. Mary Carillo licking Bob Costas' eyeballs

6 comments:

The Ghost of J McKay said...

Those fucking Germans and their nastiness. Ever since Hitler had a Jesse Owens hard on, they have gone apeshit. And the Carillo/Costas thing? Just don't google pinkeye fetish. Trust me.

a guy who's been in prison too long said...

You got a problem with Scotty's sweet white ass?

Fake Tony Curtis said...

Cringe? Hell, we used to fuck up the two man luge teams out of fucking the queer fucking way it looks. Then we drank shots and had a manly contest to see who would 'last' the longest looking at Gina Lollabrigida.

matt l. said...

Costas' eyeballs taste like shit. Makes me wonder where MC's tongue has been.

millard nugent said...

What's the plural of Costas?

answer girl said...

dipshits