07 February 2014

Guide to the Winter Olympics

We all love the Olympics with its wide variety of games. But how well do we really understand sports we watch once every 4 years? For those having trouble, we present a list of Olympic sports & their objectives.

Bobsled--get down an icy slope as quickly as possible
Luge--get down an icy slope as quickly as possible
Skeleton--get down an icy slope as quickly as possible
Snowboarding--get down an snowy slope as quickly as possible
Skiing--get down an snowy slope as quickly as possible
Ski jumping--get down an snowy slope as quickly as possible, then fly
Speed skating--get across an icy surface as quickly as possible
Short track speed skating--get around tiny icy circles as quickly as possible
Figure skating--smile pretty for the judges
Curling--like Jarts except you don't end up putting a hole in little brother's hand
Biathlon--nobody knows

4 comments:

warner bros sucks arse said...

Also, "hockey," from my understanding, is essentially football* played on ice.

*Note to Americans: I'm referring to REAL football and not that sissy scrum game you watch.

Question Authority! said...

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bamafan said...

Hay Waner hocky suck my dick! Go back where yu come from and Sabin rules!!

warner bros sucks arse said...

Sure, I'll go back from where I came, given that the Internet clearly belongs to those in "Bama" *snicker*. Out of curiosity, how long has it been since "Sabin" last won a game? I only researched back 2 months.