We
all love the Olympics with its wide variety of games. But how well do we really understand sports we watch once every 4 years? For those having
trouble, we present a list of Olympic sports & their objectives.
Luge--get down an icy slope as quickly as possible
Skeleton--get down an icy slope as quickly as possible
Snowboarding--get down an snowy slope as quickly as possible
Skiing--get down an snowy slope as quickly as possible
Ski jumping--get down an snowy slope as quickly as possible, then fly
Speed skating--get across an icy surface as quickly as possible
Short track speed skating--get around tiny icy circles as quickly as possible
Figure skating--smile pretty for the judges
Curling--like Jarts except you don't end up putting a hole in little brother's hand
Biathlon--nobody knows
4 comments:
Also, "hockey," from my understanding, is essentially football* played on ice.
*Note to Americans: I'm referring to REAL football and not that sissy scrum game you watch.
Why do some deodorants go on dry but others are like all juicy?
Hay Waner hocky suck my dick! Go back where yu come from and Sabin rules!!
Sure, I'll go back from where I came, given that the Internet clearly belongs to those in "Bama" *snicker*. Out of curiosity, how long has it been since "Sabin" last won a game? I only researched back 2 months.
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