What a difference Lincoln’s Trombone makes!
Top 5, week of June 6, 2007:
1. The juicer that may or may not be attached to Al Kaline’s spleen
2. Guys who say “Been a business doin’ pleasure with ya’” just before they vomit on your necktie
3. Those booger-like things you sometimes find in your eyes
4. “More bedrock, Flight Commander?”
5. Primal scream therapy that sounds suspiciously like frat house hooting
Top 5, week of April 19, 2010:
1. Al Kaline’s spleen juice
2. Mopeds divorced from Nick Saban’s outhouse vantage point
3. Guys whose nose hairs remind you of tall guys with poor posture
4. Sexual positions recommended by Ruth Bader Ginsburg
5. French final fish—what once was thought to be…etc.
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Haw haw you dumasses met yor match in Sabin LOL! roll Tide!
wtf does it take to get a top five mention out of you mr. kaline (who the hell is he?) spleen stuff or whatever? I'll run my vintage bike right up your sorry ass. Wait...that's a great new tv movie idea....My bike is named Al Kaline! Wow....gotta run b4 it gets taked....
The Ginsburg thing--impressive for a rookie entry, but top 5? TOP 5?!! Top 20, maybe, but top 5?!!!! All I'll say is that since technology was introduced into the rankings, emeritus commissioners have dissented. That should tell you all you need to know!
My gal turns away any time I even think about copping a feel. Methinks her titties have radar!
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