Here are some of the favored pranks you can try:
Find a picture of a wineglass butt (females) or 6-pack abs (males) to use as your profile
Use the words “my son” and “state championship” in numerous posts
State that you rarely have time for FB, even though everyone can see via the chat feature that you’re full of shit
Track down old flames, then act surprised to find them there
Give BS examples of how your kids are oh-so perfectly smart
Express your 6th grade political views with such vehemence that people actually think you know what the hell you’re talking about
Call yourself a “playa” from the safety of Mom’s basement computer
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FB is like mescalin for the double digit IQ crowd.
FB rocks, Puke sux!
I remember the time I told Jon that he dropped something while we were in the shower! f*&*ing HILARIOUS! Boy did he love it. Michael Jackson showed it to me originally...the *&@!ing bastard, God rest.
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