19 June 2007

Ranking Nothing in Particular

What a difference 16.5 months makes:

Top Ten, week of June 19, 2007

1. Billy Joe McAllister’s least appreciative wolverine
2. Heaving the Tennis Channel through time splitting nature calls
3. Guys who say “fooooo-ton” when they mean “your haircut is shaped like a corn turd”
4. That Mark Philippoussis TV show! Man, was that ever—OK, I didn’t watch
5. Little League umpires, except the ones who bite me

Week of February 5, 2006

1. Dopamine-induced fits of banana boat theft
2. Minnesota vs. Duquesne. Need I say more?
3. Battleaxe recipes involving expulsions of phlegm
4. With the Super Bowl now over, Pro Bowl mania can finally begin!
5. Saddam Hussein’s lawsuit (how’d that turn out, by the way?)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the Sam Hill kinda rivalry would we have with the Golden Snowbunnies (or whatever the H they're called)?

Anonymous said...

If Mark P had listened to me, he wouldn't have done that dipstiff show!