06 June 2007

Ranking Nothing in Particular

What a difference 35 years makes...

Top five, week of June 6, 2007:

1. The juicer that may or may not be attached to Al Kaline’s spleen
2. Guys who say “Been a business doin’ pleasure with ya’” just before they vomit on your necktie
3. Those booger-like things you sometimes find in your eyes
4. “More bedrock, Flight Commander?”
5. Primal scream therapy that sounds suspiciously like frat house hooting

Week of June 6, 1972:

1. Spleen juice, right field, Tiger Stadium
2. When “Bed that wench!” becomes less a cliché and more a call to arms
3. Traipsing twixt the moors o’ yesteryear
4. Naming your tits Hubert and Spiro
5. Using Rollie Fingers’ moustache for medicinal purposes

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's all this talk about spleen juice?? I think we ALL know the true 'juice of champions'.....

(Yeah, I said it...)

Anonymous said...

Ewww! Sie sind disgustmenten!

Unknown said...

You people are disgusting.


Didn't I do a video with you once?