What'd
you think of the Super Bowl?
Meh.
Was Peyton Manning's legacy diminished?
He threw some bad passes. It's not like the guy plagiarized
a cure for rectal discharge. Who gives a shit about some musclehead's legacy?
What are your thoughts on the Wells Report?
Turns out that, deep down, guys who bang their heads
into each other for a living are assholes. Shocker.
We
all know this year's Winter Olympics are in Sochi. Where will the next ones be
held?
I'm
sure it'll be some other snowy shithole you never heard of.
Can
Nadal top Federer's grand slam record with Djokovic in his way?
I
wonder about that myself.
Which
major league baseball team will surprise everyone this season a la '12 Giants
or '13 Pirates?
Who the
hell knows?
Is
Florida State a shoo-in for the next college football national championship?
History says it’s far more likely they'll go back
to beating up cupcakes in September, lose to NC State, then limp into some bowl
named after a product you would never buy.
Who
got the best recruiting class this year?
You’re
asking which group of current 17-year olds will eventually be the best 22-year
old players? Seriously?
March
Madness: Most exciting way to pick a champion?
If by
"most exciting" you mean "least valid," then yes.
What about that Marcus Smart spitting thing?
The fan is clearly a grade A number one fuckstick. On
the other hand, Smart plays for a school best known for causing sheep
bung to bleed for all the wrong reasons. Tough call.
Do you think Michael Sam's announcement will hurt his draft
status?
It shouldn't. Any good GM will be more concerned with how
well he inflicts brain damage on opponents than on where he sticks his cock
after practice.
The
Browns need a QB. Think they'll draft Manziel?
Who the
fuck cares?
Is
Miami-OKC the next great NBA rivalry?
You
think Lincoln's Trombone can predict injuries, player attrition, coaching
changes, draft successes, trades, how well new players mesh, blind luck, and
100 or so other variables? You're an idiot.
How about that All-Star game?
Every bit as good as the Pro Bowl. And by 'good' I mean
unwatchable.
Who's
your bet for this year's Stanley Cup?
Oh
shit. Is it time for that again?
