Look at those fat people getting’ off the cruise ship, mon! I surely feel sorry for their toilets!
Ever’ time I visit Bob Marley’s birthplace, I come back hungry.
Big Black Dick, meet my phosphorescent white a**!
Say something in Jamaican!
Do you tell time the same way we do?
Is this a nude beach or a giant prune farm?
Will trombonists of yesteryear update the backhoe contingency if no scattered winds enter the Rio territory?
This water is so clear I can see the wrinkles on my nut sac!
Why did you shave your nut sac?
Dear, cover up your nut sac. Goodness, we’re in public!
That rum cake went through me faster than Usain Bolt through owl sh**!
02 November 2009
Overheard in the Caribbean
Labels:
backhoe contingency,
Bob Marley,
celebrities,
cellophane,
Usain Bolt
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Oh yeah? Well maybe YOU'RE overheard in the Caribbean! Take that!!
Here's something overheard in my absolutely perfect ass: squish squish squish!
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