19 October 2009

Halloween Costumes You Can Make at Home

Guy with butter knife imbedded in his hand

Stripper looking for her pole

Mr. Band-Aid Moustache

Mrs. Lost Pants

Football fan who dresses his wiener like Kenny Stabler

David Letterman (requires dental equipment and condoms)

A head floating in a trash bag of Cocoa Puffs

The Abominable Nosebleed

Coagulated Vaseline

Joe the Plumber

Mark the Governor (requires hiking boots)

Mark the Congressman (requires candy)

A prison whore with a purty mouth

Sarah Palin (just wear your glasses & say stupid things)

Barack Obama (this one works better if you’re the one who stays home and hands out the candy)

4 comments:

naked mole rat said...

I wanna go as Christian Slater’s perpetual 3-day growth of beard. Any suggestions?

efficien c. said...

Last year I went as a sneeze of Miracle Whip. This year I'm going to be a popped zit. AND IT'S THE SAME COSTUME! HA!!

Balloon B. said...

I want to go as the red ass I’m gonna have after dad gets done whompin it...for the show.

Johnny M said...

Me and my aggie buddies used to dress our weiners as decorative swords and we bashed them over and over until the liquid flowed generously! Good times!