Guy with butter knife imbedded in his hand
Stripper looking for her pole
Mr. Band-Aid Moustache
Mrs. Lost Pants
Football fan who dresses his wiener like Kenny Stabler
David Letterman (requires dental equipment and condoms)
A head floating in a trash bag of Cocoa Puffs
The Abominable Nosebleed
Coagulated Vaseline
Joe the Plumber
Mark the Governor (requires hiking boots)
Mark the Congressman (requires candy)
A prison whore with a purty mouth
Sarah Palin (just wear your glasses & say stupid things)
Barack Obama (this one works better if you’re the one who stays home and hands out the candy)
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I wanna go as Christian Slater’s perpetual 3-day growth of beard. Any suggestions?
Last year I went as a sneeze of Miracle Whip. This year I'm going to be a popped zit. AND IT'S THE SAME COSTUME! HA!!
I want to go as the red ass I’m gonna have after dad gets done whompin it...for the show.
Me and my aggie buddies used to dress our weiners as decorative swords and we bashed them over and over until the liquid flowed generously! Good times!
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