1. Pork
2. Snow tires
3. A dramatic interpretation of crotch rot
4. A wiener puppet portraying the head and torso of surgical pioneer Johann Diffenbach
5. The Ironic Smegma Boxed Set
6. A titty-twister
7. A “19-0 = History” sweatshirt
8. Millard Fillmore’s decaying corpse
9. A life sized cast of your proudest turd
10. Diamond spleenlets
5 comments:
Pain
This is a very clever list. I always give my significant other "pork" on special occasions, but he's never surprised, per se, unless it's during Yo Gabba Gabba....
If I've said it once, I've said it a THOUSAND times; Diffenbach is no pioneer - he was a CHARLATAN! He set back cranio-facial surgery 10 years!(see op ed, june 7, 1921, Trombonist Monthly)
Whatever you do, don't give her a digital frame displaying your 100 best BMs. It's something I learned the hard way.
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