05 February 2008

Potential Names for English Football Teams

1. Silly Nannies
2. Meat pie and a pint, mate.
3. The Dentists
4. Revolutionaries
5. Sheep Bangers
6. Freudian Slips
7. Chartered Accountancy R Us
8. Potter Party
9. Churchill's Busteirs
10. Sniveling Piles of Pretentious Poo

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

These names are silly.

Anonymous said...

That’s one on you Yank—I played for the Dentists!

Here are some names for the American teams I’ve watched:

1. The Spitters
2. The Scratchers
3. The oh my aren’t we so toughs
4. Malevolence
5. Blokes who stand around a lot and only occasionally play
6. Wishers that they could play real football
7. The Manboob Express
8. Outward Musclebound
9. Big ‘Roids, Little Nads
10. Slappers of other men’s bottoms

Anonymous said...

The f*****g English don't know a damn thing about Football, more or less tea and a decent scone. They are a bunch of pansy-a$$ lavender soap sniffers. Take a look at my crotch-rocket and see how it feels about these turds.

PS: See if I ever do another serious astrological commercial in their damn country.

Anonymous said...

Hey you stooopid piece of sh!t, wbsa; not man enough to answer my response earlier. I'll say it AGAIN. USA 2 f**kstick retard brits 0. Check the damn stats yourself.

A few more for you:

1. Cornholed Wallisses
2. Howe we took it up the a$$
3. Blowhole Gages
4. Burgoyning Stupidity
5. Clintonistas

Anonymous said...

Haw haw! Britesh farry can call you teem kiss my buts LOL!

Anonymous said...

“Not man enough” to face a lump who attempts to display resolute stoutness in blog comments? Spare me your posturing, little One. Your new king Eli Manning wouldn’t last 6 minutes in a real football game. My sense is you could survive perhaps 3.