15 February 2008

Ranking Nothing in Particular

What a difference 10 minutes makes!

Top 5, February 15, 2008, 11:29 a.m.:

1. Spleenie squeezin’s from Motown
2. Notes heard within the confines of a Nehru jacket
3. Blasted pork home facades designed to fool sarcastic South Dakotans
4. Gargoyles that resemble fish-hook nipples
5. Yelling “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!” solely to confuse whaling pundits

Top 5, February 15, 2008, 11:19 a.m.:

1. The night that foam battered Karch Kiraly’s spork
2. The personification of gas as a .300 hitter
3. Cantilevered industrial tangelos
4. Blowhole wheeze with harmonica accompaniment
5. Frankly giving 2 sh*ts





5 comments:

Anonymous said...

6. The 62 minute wide time zones you American presumably have.

Anonymous said...

7. Dopes who don't know the plural of American

Anonymous said...

I'm glad that I am more of a long-term holder of RNIP rather than a crazy day trader. I just can't handle the volatility. Not to mention the fact that the family trip to DisneyWorld is interrupted by a blackberry message saying that 'sausage gravy embedded in a democrat super-delegates crotch' has been replaced by 'bleatings of lettuce wraps, hidden in refrigerator foil, tortured by erstwhile arm and hammer raiders' and the inevitable tearful explanations to the kids.

Anonymous said...

wbsa is a douche wrapped in an engima

Anonymous said...

8. The day my crack was taciturn