1. Pork
2. Snow tires
3. A dramatic interpretation of crotch rot
4. A wiener puppet portraying the head and torso of surgical pioneer Johann Diffenbach
5. The Ironic Smegma Boxed Set
6. A titty-twister
7. A “19-0 = History” sweatshirt
8. Millard Fillmore’s decaying corpse
9. A life sized cast of your proudest turd
10. Diamond spleenlets
