23 October 2007

Rejected Disney Theme Park Atractions

Top 10, as of early this morning:

10. Simba's Buffet, featuring the grisly deaths of Timon and Poomba
9. Roy Disney's Polyp Collection
8. Regis and Kathy Lee starring in "The Rescuers go North of 90th Street"
7. "So you want to be a fairy?" narrated by Richard Simmons
6. Michael Eisner presents "Reasons I am God"
5. Interactive videos: "What lonely pirates do at sea"
4. The world is freaking HUGE, dude!
3. Discounted park hopper pass that doesn't include bathroom admission
2. Bambi's Bordello
1. Al Kaline's spleen juice adventure

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was one who voted against #1. That sumbitch owned my ass in game 5 of the '68 series. Shit!

Anonymous said...

Lucky drawing winners to get an all expenses paid night at the Stay Free Minnie's Pad!

[Rejected!]

P.S. Speaking of Disney, I nailed Hannah Montana. Did her Pluto-style!

Anonymous said...

speaking of Pluto, there was once a notion of Pluto Piles, a breakfast cereal. Flavors were cherry chocolate and runny vanilla.
(Nailed Hannah, huh? Big deal. Raven LOVES to hold my microphone real close.....)

Anonymous said...

I saw the demo for "Donald! Please Don't Eat the Daisy!" and thought it was in really poor taste.

Anonymous said...

I've heard recently that plans for Chip and Dales Gay Adventures was put on hold.

Anonymous said...

Animatronic Pinocchio: Tell him the right lie and it's not just his nose you'll see growing!