What a difference several ranking points can make.
Top 5, week of October 8, 2007:
1. Pedestrian greed associated with burlap panties
2. The quarter minute between mastication and deglutition
3. Coeds claiming to major in pre-Horsecrap
4. Reruns of the classic Goefflingmeyer-Horst semifinal
Other notables:
6. Clandestine fornicators in a buzz saw of tripe
11. Al Kaline’s spleen juice
25. One-liners about morning wood
58. Word play that leads to nose vomit
339. Carefully executed scene stealers who double as license plate tags
6 comments:
11th? 11th!
No f'ing way......
dropped out of rankings?
41133. Steve Mcqueen stars as Eddie Albert in Oliver stone's "Blood Feud: Eb vs. Oliver"
192462. Salamander infested boils, bursting at the site of erstwhile Tuna misgivings
333333. That Girl! disposable douches by: Mennen
822419. Dwarf triplets impersonating Harold Carmichael
1999234. Hilary Clinton truths
Hey .297! Maybe they're using Sagarin. You know how that messes things up!
Where's the collective pinewood derby mannequin betwixt Alfred and Mr. Belvedere?
Please say it's still top 10. PLEASE say it's still top 10...
your rankings mean nothing to nobody, bro. Any top ten that doesn't feature yours truly, sans shirt with hot babes all around is no list at all. Try this one out:
Number 1: Erik Estrada scores at will with all hawt chicks, married or not after winning his twelfth Oscar last night for portraying ALL the main parts of "A Christmas Carol" including a very buff, but fragile Tiny Tim.
END OF STORY....NEXT!
My hideous, hideous ass! It's repulsive--cottage-cheesy and scarred as a drunken pirate! It has nubs and discolorations everywhere! And if I didn't jam a hanging pine tree air freshener into my grandma undies every morning, it would smell like a damn sewer!
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