Some stupid with a flare gun, burned the place to the ground…
"Sir, I assure you that my intentions with your daughter are quite honorable. But, uh, man-to-man, we all get urges, you know what I’m sayin’?"
It’s so hard to keep this mouth on my face…
"Hey Joe, I hear you’re gay. Do me a favor and tell me how I should get my hair cut."
Big ol’ jet airline-uh. Don’t carry me too far away…
"Does it make your butt look big? Not at all dear, assuming you are at this moment smuggling 2 beanbag chairs in a quarter-acre of bubble wrap."
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me…for me…FOR MEEEEEEEE!
"If everyone is finished with the agenda items, I have some new business. Boss, that giant turd you crapped out in the second floor bathroom still hasn’t flushed down. Don’t you think you should try a plunger?"
Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?
"It’s an honor to meet you, your holiness. Quick—pull my finger!"
Slow ride….take it ea-sy…
"Laskowski? What is that, Polish? Hey—do I have a joke for you!"
Jeremiah was a bullfrog! Was a good friend of mine…
"Why do I want this job? Hey, got to stay one step ahead of those bullsh** molestation charges!"
And she’s buying a stairway. To heaven.
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You DON”T want to dance? I see. Dyke, eh?
My life, my lover, my lady, is the sea…
Hey, fellow cowboys, I'm thinking I don't really like sheep that much.
Thank God I'm a country boy...
O ya?
Well I's an English dude and dont no 1 end a the sheep from tother!
my girl Bill...
"Is that your new baby, or did somebody crap a monkey?"
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines
u can use my truck, just dont get no smegma on it.
and the meek shall inherit the earth...
click-click-click
bum BUM buh, bum BUM buh
bum BUM buh, bum BUM BUH
bum BUM buh, bum BUM buh, buh buh
diddle deedle diddle deedle diddle deedle diddle deedle...
[repeat]
You forgot the '70's song.
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