Induce nightmares in your children with midnight swirlies.
Speed down the highway at 125 mph. When a cop pulls you over, eat a spoonful of mustard and vomit all over his uniform.
Put mashed banana in your girlfriend’s sunscreen. When you get to the beach, release the chimps.
When your roommate falls asleep, nail one of those stupid Razorback hats to his head.
Marinate Grandpa’s stool softeners in taco sauce.
Add some ketchup to a dirty Sanchez. Tell her she better get to the proctologist pronto!
Put a non-orange ‘Whorns’ shirt on your child and drive him to Austin. If you live too far away, just put him on the short school bus.
Leave a bottle of Scope and a turd in the coffee lounge. See what sort of interesting interpretations your co-workers come up with.
Join Facebook in your friend’s name. Describe in great detail your career in porn.
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24 March 2009
01 April 2008
Some Good April Fools' Pranks
Sneak up on your best friend’s wife and, when she’s least expecting it, break her arm.
Take a dump on your boss’s desk. When he asks who did it, say it couldn’t have been you because yours smell like peppermint.
Tell your children that mommy and daddy are getting a divorce because they can’t stand to be around kids who fight all the damn time.
If your girlfriend is feeling amorous, kiss her passionately. Then blindfold her and tell her you have a kinky surprise. Once this step is completed, quietly sneak in your roommate to finish the job.
Go into a co-worker’s office when he isn’t there. Pour beer all over the carpet. Call in the boss and ask if he thinks your colleague might be drinking on the job.
When the meeting chairperson isn’t looking, perform surprise titty twisters on other committee members.
Power staple a slide trombone to a stranger’s back.
Replace your roommate’s mouthwash with cerebro-spinal fluid. If he’s a major league baseball player, do the same to his syringes.
Ask your girlfriend if she wants to rent The Godfather. When she goes out to get it, place a bloody horse’s head under her sheets. Wait 3 hours for the merriment to ensue.
In permanent marker, write “I eat sh*t” on your sleeping spouse’s forehead. Make sure he or she oversleeps and has to rush out quickly in the morning. And hide all the hats.
Call a subordinate into your office. Tell him that you’ve received numerous reports that he’s a Nazi. Turn on a tape player and say, “According to federal law, I’m required to record your response.”
If you’re an identical twin, threaten to break up with your brother’s girlfriend unless she bears you a son.
And, lastly:
Make your mother think she’s pregnant by climbing back into her womb.
Take a dump on your boss’s desk. When he asks who did it, say it couldn’t have been you because yours smell like peppermint.
Tell your children that mommy and daddy are getting a divorce because they can’t stand to be around kids who fight all the damn time.
If your girlfriend is feeling amorous, kiss her passionately. Then blindfold her and tell her you have a kinky surprise. Once this step is completed, quietly sneak in your roommate to finish the job.
Go into a co-worker’s office when he isn’t there. Pour beer all over the carpet. Call in the boss and ask if he thinks your colleague might be drinking on the job.
When the meeting chairperson isn’t looking, perform surprise titty twisters on other committee members.
Power staple a slide trombone to a stranger’s back.
Replace your roommate’s mouthwash with cerebro-spinal fluid. If he’s a major league baseball player, do the same to his syringes.
Ask your girlfriend if she wants to rent The Godfather. When she goes out to get it, place a bloody horse’s head under her sheets. Wait 3 hours for the merriment to ensue.
In permanent marker, write “I eat sh*t” on your sleeping spouse’s forehead. Make sure he or she oversleeps and has to rush out quickly in the morning. And hide all the hats.
Call a subordinate into your office. Tell him that you’ve received numerous reports that he’s a Nazi. Turn on a tape player and say, “According to federal law, I’m required to record your response.”
If you’re an identical twin, threaten to break up with your brother’s girlfriend unless she bears you a son.
And, lastly:
Make your mother think she’s pregnant by climbing back into her womb.
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