14 July 2008

Semifinals


Match 1: 1972 Dolphins vs. Mark Spitz.

Spitz emerges from the locker room clearly unimpressed with the record-setting Fins. The Olympian seizes the early momentum, cruising to an ever-widening lead at the break. Coach Shula makes an impassioned halftime speech, screaming at his team that 1972 belonged to them, not some lousy 7-0 swimmer. At the start of the second half, the Dolphins come out charged, quickly cutting into the lead. Then Spitz scores again, appearing to sew up the contest. But Miami isn’t done. A strange and inarguably lucky Griese to Yepremian to Mandich trick play, along with some questionable officiating, forces overtime. In the extra session, Spitz is obviously upset and begins making mistakes. Dolphins win an OT thriller.

Match 2: Secretariat vs. Millard Fillmore

Another nail-biter. President Fillmore is tough, intense, and ready to give everything he has to win this semi. His unwillingness to back down in the face of his opponent’s superior athletic ability keeps him in the contest until the end. Unfortunately for his fans, it is also the prez’s undoing. Late in the match, with the score tied, the Triple Crown winning steed begins to taunt Fillmore. The president responds by losing his poise and drawing a costly penalty. Secretariat jumps to a late but insurmountable lead. Seeing that he’s been outsmarted, Fillmore finally concedes this hard-fought affair. It’s Big Red to the final.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe the 'Fins victory was a fluke, but we nevertheless got the dream final we all wanted!

Anonymous said...

NOT SO FAST! There's an Internet petition afloat to reverse the 1st semi. Spitz fans are gathering electronic sigs to have the costliest call (and we all know which one that was!) negated. That would give Mark the win or, at the very least, a do-over for the final stages of the second half. I think they've got a good shot and frankly wish them well.

Anonymous said...

Give it up Mike. They have instant replay and everybody knows that calls can't be screwed up if the refs have a chance to review them.

Anonymous said...

Not that it matters. Sec't vs M-Fill was the REAL final. Who cares who won the B game?

Anonymous said...

I got your B game right here!

Anonymous said...

Big Red ain't shit. Fins in a snoozer.

Anonymous said...

What's with all this sudden butt-love for Miami? Trick plays and bad refs are not how men win tournaments!

Anonymous said...

I buh-leeve...I buh-leeve...I buhleeve the Americans will win this mutha fakkar I tell you agin and agin and agin and agin! Ahh! Ahhhh!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Anonymous said...

Miami had their scare. They learned a lesson, mark it down. Expect a different team in the final!

Anonymous said...

Hey Mike! Hows the petition going? Haw haw haw!