What a difference a new year makes!
Top 5, December 31, 2007:
1. Frat boys who try to say, “Eciuj neelps s’enilak la”
2. Reviewable tapir doo-doo
3. Calculations done within the wind tunnel of a dragon’s queef
4. The old “Cheez Whiz in the urine specimen” prank
5. Jokes about corn products that talk like water polo aficionados
Top 5, January 1, 2008:
1. The comeback of Al Kaline’s spleen juice
2. Starting the bow meister on his way toward Funky Town
3. Tragedy void of fish eggs
4. Pipe tobacco scented to resemble Britney’s love handles
5. “Perhaps mine glances are a touch woozy, Admiral Kite!”
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By year's end, Niel Loebig will top that list. Mark it down!
I don't understand this. If you take a select portion of our results, we had a better season than anyone!
what the hell does it take to get in the top ten these days? Murder?
spleen juice? HELL, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY!
new #1! ****ing up your dipstick third cousins from OKLAHOMA...doggie style.....
New number LAST: Mountaineers who feel the need to specify the exact position they use when fornicating with their extended family members.
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