Life in These
Even respected brain surgeons get leaky roofs, I unfortunately discovered one day. Luckily, one of my patients was a handyman and agreed to repair the structure for free.
“It’s a slow leak into the living room,” I explained to the crusted strongman.
Without missing a beat, he replied, “Guess I’ll get started.”
Humor in Uniform
Deciding to spend my hard-earned leave back home meant boarding a DC-9 for the
As I was conveying my thanks to the pilot, I heard a commotion behind me. When I glanced back, I saw my trusted flight attendant, holding my lost paperback and pushing her way to the front of the line.
“Lieutenant!” she yelled for all to hear. “You’ll love the ending!”
All in a Day’s Work
Returning from a sales conference, our driver was clearly lost, although he was not the type to admit it. Fortunately, a quick-thinking associate requested that we pull off the highway in order to procure a much needed meal. Once this task was completed, my colleague began asking the locals for directions. His first victim was an elderly gent atop a motel porch, seated on a rocking chair and whittling.
“Which way to Decatur, old timer?” he asked the grizzled veteran of life. The man pointed south.
My buddy was flabbergasted. “Now we’ll have to make up an hour’s driving time!” he cried.
The man did not even looking up from his carving as he answered, “Good luck.”
