Canada Statements Followed By My Ass

• ·         “Canada eh?” my ass!
• ·         Horseshoe Falls my ass!
• ·         And while I’m at it: Roger Woodward? My ass!
• ·         Raptors a contender my ass!
• ·         I understand the Adopt-a-Highway program needs help. How about my ass?
• ·         Justin Bieber sucks my ass.
• ·         $1.39 per LITER? Them gas prices belong where? Up my ass!
• ·         How cold is Lake Superior? My ass! That’s how friggin cold it is!
• ·         What’s better than hockey? My ass!
• ·         Banff?! Nice name! Why not just call it my ass?
• ·         You call this coin a looney? Looney my ass!
• ·         I’ve got 3 words for Rob Ford: Kiss...my ass!
• ·         TWO teams named the Rough Riders? That's shit! Up my ass!
• ·         Your ‘biting wind’ can bite my ass!
• ·         I tell where I’d put one a them black squirrels…