25 June 2014

Liquids and/or Irony

  • Horse cum
  • I posted a status update about how Facebook posters are unpoetic obnoxions.
  • Diffenbachia squeezin’s
  • The Cleveland Symphony is so “sophisticated” they played 3 Ironic Smegma songs in 1 Christmas concert.
  • The name of Bengal’s top poet is “Mikl Or-uus”.
  • Right fielder spleen juice
  • You laugh at a player who sloped 3 feltings and the next thing you know, you’re outside the flaggledroppery bung zone!
  • Jewish magician rennen
  • Soft?! This butter is about as soft as Loebig when Muncy puts on that leather bikini!
  • Condensed VBF
  • Smegma in a vat

5 comments:

a guy with a dick said...

Cunt is satisfaction.

Liver N. Beets said...

The blood of fascist conservatives is the only liquid I care about!

milt laerton said...

I can absorb liquid with my piss. Pretty ironic, eh private?

Babs Tittington said...

Liquids and irony? IRONIC SMEGMA? NEED I say more?

not ironic but needs to be said said...

Tits are cement mixers.