30 July 2009

Best Team Nicknames

Southern Illinois University Salukis (college sports)
Albuquerque Isotopes (minor league baseball)
Springfield Isotopes (Simpsons)
Oslo Ice-O-Dopes (Scandinavian flaggledrop)
Macon Bacon (soft core sports)
Fredericksburg Flatulence (wedding planners associated)
St. John’s Shaft (actors’ guild of Wichita)
Otsego Nads (poetry club)
The (Sherman bowling)
Warrington Pink Funpockets (Eastern field hockey)
The Norton, Marion, & Worth, Esq. That Deep Crack Itch You Sometimes Get From Sitting Around Too Much (legal debating association)
UK Sniveling Piles of Pretentious Poo (Lincoln’s Trombone)
Atlanta Stoops 2 (Owen Field)
Cleveland Tromboners (symphonic Paleolithic circuit)
The Oklahoma If You Don’t Know the Backhoe Contingency You May as Well Reinforce Your Pants With Cellophane (inside jokesters)

5 comments:

fan of the fresno fucknuts said...

What--no love for my team?

joe's blowjob repair, a trombone shop said...

Cleveland Tromboners make this list? What a bunch of asswipes! In the 'biz' we call them Boners for short (our group is quite the quipsters). Slide oil jockeys!

octo m. said...

At Mommy & Me, they call us The Plentiful Placenta. I pitch.

esquared the magnificent said...

wnat the hell is the matter with you? no penis pounding ponch patrons?

bahama irving said...

kiss my mensch ass!