Kissimmee, FL: Green Snot Bubble Contest, Amphitheater, 3 pm
Norman, OK: O’Connell’s Breakfast Beer Brawl, 8-9 am
Cleveland, OH: Corned Beef Vomit Exhibit, Lakefront Park, 12-5 pm
New York, NY: Urine Sword Fights, Every Stairwell in Manhattan, all day*
Lincoln, NE: Mr. Potato Head—and Shaft—Contest, Memorial Stadium, 6–10 pm
Flagstaff, AZ: Beach Ball Throw—Speed Gun Reading Closest to Sinead O’Connor’s IQ Wins, Fairgrounds, 11 am
South Bend, IN: The Greatness of Us Lecture Series, part LXVIII, Central Quad, 12-8 pm
Carbondale, IL: Cabbage Turd Open Competition, 10 am (length) and 1 pm (girth)
Mount Pleasant, MI: Klaas Van Vanderhooven’s “Pretend Anyone Gives a Crap about the Irish” Parade, Van Kooi Street, 10 am – 2 pm
Boulder, CO: The Irish Gourmet, Foothills Mall, 5 pm until the potato boils
Crapcakes, ND: Snow Peeing Likenesses of Hollywood Character Actor Brian Dennehy, Main Street, 1-6 pm
Amelia Island: Bono Preach-Alike Gala, noon until a winner is declared.
Pocatello, ID: ISU Student Taste Test: Guinness vs. Pennzoil, 8 am
Burbank, CA: Colin Farrell Quality Film Festival, Palm Theater, 12:30–12:45 pm
Winston-Salem, NC: Class Action Lawsuits Against Conan O’Brien Reunion, Wake Forest Law School, 7 am
Mobile, AL: A Celebration of Celtic Music and Other Annoying Noises, Bear Bryant Park, 10 am–10 pm
*Event not limited to St. Patrick’s Day
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In London, we have the Protestants fist fight the Catholics. Jolly good sport!
Here's a SPD activity for you: Why don't kiss every freckle on my fat Irish ass?
Ah, the big day has arrived! I just wish St. P would lead the tapeworms out of my ass.
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