What a difference one holiday makes!
Top 5, week of November 24, 2007:
1. Formless voices that suggest saying “AH-lou” when discussing Moises Alou
2. Florence Henderson’s false dance card
3. Statuesque lawn gnomes with bloody gums
4. Billy goats who rant about the flavor of the dress code
5. The World Series of Pork
Top 5, pre-Thanksgiving:
1. Spleen juice well behind first
2. Mispronouncing “meatus”
3. Minuscule lawn gnomes with bloodless gums
4. The curse of the odorous shaft
5. Flash drives emitting sparks of everlasting menstruation
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How did SJ drop out of the top 5 with 1 mediocre week? Overall-wise, it's still been better than at least 3 of the new top 5.
Politics.
The silence from the rankings apologists is deafening! Maybe you didn't hear me, so I'll say it again:
Politics!
give it a rest, al. spleen juice is soooo 1545....
Here's the bottom five, imvho:
14,234,912,333,420,766,121,013:
A: Smack dab in the middle of poon-tangville
B: Cucumbers that bark unnecessarily at flounder Festivus pageants.
C: Kansas Jayhawks, bent on world domination with a topping of LSU.
D: Human remains that long to be loved gently (and the women who do).
E. Blood soaked celebrations of periodical proportion and the resultant scabbing.
Oh sure--rate everything related to bodily fluids at the bottom. That way no one will think twice about SJ's drop.
Not fooling anyone general. We're on to your little media game!
And Billy, do you ever post anything you didn't just read on some pro-ranking web site (the kind where the authors stroke themselves every time a new list comes out)? Try having an original thought sometime.
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