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There’s no way we loose this game. [Name of opponent] has no running game, no D, and there coach is a retart!

I’m with ya bro. Our third team would take em by 2 TDs. LOL!

Anyone see we got a chance of signing Laerton? Isn’t he the #1 recruit nationally? We do that, we win the next 4 NCs!

He’s coming. Mark it down.

That asshat [name of columnist] wrote that we’re “really good” but have a few areas to “tweak.” How does a f***ing idiot like that even get a column?!

LOL! Who cares what that a-hole says? If I ever see [columnist], I’ll kick his a** I promise you that!

Just another example of how the media NEVER gives us a break. Do they ever say [name of rival] or [name of other rival] need to tweak? Bastages!

Almost game time. Let’s start an official game thread so we can write down what we’re all watching.

Aw geez! [Name of quarterback] just threw an INT. When are they going to play [Backup QB]?

ROFL! You must be kidding!

I assure you, I don’t kid about football!

You ever play the game, asswipe? Some a you fems need to learn about football before you post. I’m LMAO at some a the crap I’m reading here. If you never strapped it on, don’t tell us who to play!

No reason to switch QBs. [Name of coach] knows what he’s doing.

Maybe, but [Name of offensive coordinator] is a moran!

LOL! Who cares what you think?

ROFL! Would you rather be [name of rival team] and win by cheating? That’s what most teams do. Thank God we’ve got class.

Not most teams—practically EVERYBODY cheats. I don’t know how [name of coach] plays so clean and wins. I guess that’s greatness for you. Like you said, pure class. We’ve got it, they wish they had it. LOL!

It’s almost halftime and we’re only winning by 10. Why are we so flat?

The reffing hasn’t helped. Has [opponent] gotten a single flag?

Only the ones they deserved. Meanwhile we get flagged for scratching our nuts.

The [name of conference] hates us. No big story there.

[Name of offensive coordinator] is a moran. Calling a run on 2nd and 10 doesn’t fool anyone if you keep doing it!

LMAO! You ever play the game, asswipe? If you never strapped it on, don’t tell us what to call!

Bad news on Laerton. [High school player ranking service] just announced he’s going to [rival school].

Good riddance to bad rubbish! We’re better off without him.

He wouldn’t have played a down here.

That a-hole will regret this day after we win the next 4 NCs. LOL!

3rd and 1. There out of time outs. We pick this up, the games over.

You ever play the game, asswipe? If you never strapped it on, don’t tell us how many time outs they have left!

Did that idiot [announcer] just ask who our 2nd string tailback is? Hello?! Does the name [of 2nd string tailback] mean anything to you?

ROFL!

Guess we no who the asshats in the booth our rooting for.

They did just say we were great…

LOL! That’s just speaking the truth! No credit for that.

YESSS! First down! Put it in the books, bay-bee!

My congrat’s to any fans of [opponent]. Your a good team. No disgrace to loose to us. Hold your heads up.

We’ll probably move up in the BCS after this.

Maybe, but our O sucked.

What do you expect? [Name of offensive coordinator] is a moran!