14 March 2014

Ranking Nothing in Particular

What a difference 4 Pi Days make!


Top 5, last time I got some:

1. Overheard in 1958: “That right fielder of the Tigers looks like he’d have some mighty dee-lish spleen juice!”
2. Mountain bikers who wipe their bums with liquid nails
3. Links pertaining to, but not directly referencing, pepper-stained ovaries
4. Seaside gentlemen who seem exceedingly sensitive about their whiskey-scented urine
5. Final French fish that isn’t a rock reference?

 Top 5, week of:

1. Fillmorian structure applied to the vomit on my dick
2. Vlad Putin’s moobs as a cornerstone of broken Lego
3. Spanish werewolves trying to act all merry merry merry and shit
4. Compound words for acts of increased sexual capacity
5. "Al Kaline’s spleen juice is so runny it’s dropping faster than Erik Estrada's death bed turds!" 

6 comments:

skip b. said...

There's the spurs & Tim Tebow and then there's everyone else. THERE'S your rankings!

bomani j. said...

Hey Slugger, anything missing from your list? I mean anything? You got yer Spaniards, yer French,a white right fielder...yo, anything?

stephen a. s. said...

I know Putin. Putin is a friend of mine. But I've got to say, that whatever he thinks he's doing--and he can do a lot, don't get me wrong--whatever he thinks he's doing, it's not, challenging, Fillmore, on this, or ANY OTHER LIST!

michelle b. said...

On Sports Nation we showed a clip of a guy wanting a high five and WHOA!! he was left hanging!!! It was...funny...or something...holy shit I'm pathetic...

Honduran Exestential Wall Sconce said...

Why is it all mahogany? Why why why?

Joan of arm's taint spackle said...

Nothing like fried pubes stuck in the putrid festering air for eternity. Trust me.