Seemingly Innocuous Phrases That Seem Suggestive When Followed by a “This” Response

We’re going to vacation in Palm Springs. (“Palm this.”)

Just a lick and a promise. (“Lick this.”)

Plants feed via the process of photosynthesis. (“Photosynthesize this.”) (Admittedly, this one makes no sense.)

Get a grip. (Grip—oh, you get the idea.)

You just want your ego stroked.

Rise and shine!

Want some gum?

Son, you’re getting mouthy.

Don’t bite off more than you can chew.

Think you can handle it?

Close the clasp.

When life presents you with an opportunity, grab it!