I was told to visit 4 places. That’s right, these were the recommendations; the best Tampa has to offer.
1. Busch Gardens—unsightly roller coasters, shows featuring local theater dropouts, and grease shaped to resemble food. At least the diarrhea was interesting.
2. USF—why are they called the Bulls? Given the look of the campus, they should be nicknamed Nothing But Cement. Students pointed out that there’s a stream winding through the quad. Turtles and ducks: Whoop-de-damn-do!
3. MOSI—sorry, but this is simply the dumbest acronym any Science Museum has ever cooked up. On the other hand, it does accurately describe the speed at which the unwashed patrons move through the dated exhibits.
4. Tampa Aquarium—last and least is this oversized collection of swamp life. Somebody please kill me.
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My state sucks worse than yours! I'll stay all day & argue that!
You dont like our city dont come back!
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