Places I’ve never been
1. Flat Top, WV
2. The set of “The Kallikaks”
3. Salvador Dali’s arcuate fasciculus
Concepts divorced from baseball
1. Neighborhood association presidents who dress their wieners in Barbie clothes
2. Deviled street urchins
3. An Elizabethan beach squat
Nothing in particular
1. The use of condiment metaphors to accentuate sex tapes
2. “More corn turds, your Excellency?”
3. Valedictorians who display spit stalactites every time they mimic Nat King Cole
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3 comments:
Sure, the minute I drop to #4, you start listing only 3. Typical LT bias.
You aint never been 2 flattop you aint shat!
I peed off a skid mark this morning! Clean off, no remains! Boo-yeah!!
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