What a difference turnip odors make!
Top 5, November 11, 2008:
1. Eau de Kaline Spleen toilet water
2. Lost Medusian cuss words
3. The cheese decaying under Orson Welles’ love handles
4. Bread tribute groups undergoing male-to-female surgical procedures in lost solar systems
5. Going to battle with Digger Phelps’ nose hairs
Top 5 if my hand-held maguppy-meter read only D’s:
1. Holding an Anabaptist’s garden hose in provocative positions
2. Liz Taylor’s wrinkly-ass uvula
3. Reincarnated images of 13th century cleavage
4. “All my short stories involve popping zits, Professor.”
5. Uriah Heep LPs encrusted in cockapoo boogers
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3 comments:
Phelps beat Bread on a neutral field. Are the voters brain dead?!
Diggah fans are the whiniest dillholes alive!
I'm jealous of Kaline!!
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