What a difference loads of mispronounced grapefruit make!
Top 5, April 21, 2008:
1. Tiger spleen drops not from
2. Clandestine mortification at disciples of glue
3. Rebellious grandmasters posing as insect dung
4. Guys named Ed whose glasses fog upon sudden bouts of delirium
5. Tiebreakers that end in /n/
Top 5 when removing the nexus of Hendershorts:
1. Acid rain devoid of vinyl Jed Clampett impersonators
2. Laughing at a drunk’s dangling participle
3. Municipal cool dudes, strutting their socket wrenches
4. Dependence upon formaldehyde groupies
5. Dyspepsia removed from the souls of wailing grapes
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6 (real time). Toto's unseen leak in Oz
6 (without NOH). Instrumental versions of message board claptrap
7 RT - Wonderbras who go by businesslike monikers
7 w/o NOH - Pet spatulas missing their Cinderella tickets
1. reasons dookie is scared to talk to me
2. how good i look without my shirt on
3. i'm still looking in the mirror
4. movies that were better without me in them (hint: NONE)
5. mimes who stay in character after they yell cut (creeps me out)
6. Successfully differentiating CHiPs' dialogue from Paris Hilton's mp3 file of favorite diarrhea noises.
8r. Fluffers for the ever-growing armadillo porn industry
8w. The nuclear-powered electron microscope that found Nick Satan's integrity
9-1 rodekill just a jeluss ashole LOL! Go tide!
10b beet awburn!!
13. Placenta-ade stands on the corner of Gelatin and Eatme avenues
15. With its minutes in strife, candlewax personifications leap as one. To the ointment, old chap! To...the...ointment...
Floorwax-Kite. Billygoat celebrities manufacturing tulips as they screech their mating calls o'er the hills of Westinghouse.
Yeah--I went there!
23. Irish musicians seeking tit milk
48. Lullabies that reference mustard sandwiches
49. Bing Crosby wannabes who steal dough from unsuspecting rapier salesdogs
410. Teabag collectors who watch the nutsacks of second basemen with mental blocks, specifically those blocks that disallow gas expulsion in the presence of brunettes with pierced nips
86. Washing down Mom's prune pie with a Flomaxx shake
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