17 March 2008

Af-Am Veterans for Truth Raise Questions About Obama

A group calling themselves “African-American Veterans for Truth” is questioning the veracity of Barack Obama’s assertion that he is of African ancestry. Claiming to be former colleagues of the Illinois senator, this newly formed organization is going public with what they term “the real story.”

The leader of the group, who goes only by the name “Cement Head,” had this to say about the presidential candidate: “It’s falsehood, that’s all it is, claiming to be African-American when you’re clearly not. It would be like a stapler pretending to be wiffle ball, you know?” Other members chimed in on the topic as well.

“He’s not been honest with America,” said one unidentified woman. “We have what I consider sound evidence that he watches NASCAR.”

“A friend of mine knows someone who heard Lee Greenwood coming from his car stereo,” added a middle aged man who wished to be identified as H. “All I’ll say is the next time somebody says ‘all African-Americans raise your hands,’ you can bet he won’t.”

Although admitting he never met Obama, or saw him in person, Cement Head stated that he grew up “just a few states” from Illinois and that he “knows and hears shit.” He was not as quick to respond to the question of why his group is called “African-American Veterans for Truth” when neither he nor any of his cohorts are black.

“Now Obama can see what it’s like,” he finally opined, adding that “at least one” of the members is a veteran.

“So we’re basically representing ourselves honestly.”

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this some sort of dig at SBVFT? Unfortunately for you, you'll never know the honor, integrity, and flat-out guts those great men possess. That they kept some sucky lib out of the White House is just 1 more point in their favor!

Anonymous said...

Oh joy--the crew cut set has arrived! Lemme guess, gym teacher Lance: You believe in the 10 commandments unless the act of lying like a souless pig justifies the means of keeping a goose-stepper in office, is that how it works?

Anonymous said...

LOL! Dems kill me. You fems INVENTED lying. Ask McGreevey's bitch!

Anonymous said...

I simply adore it when simpleton Americans attempt to address a complex topic such as politics. "My candidate good, yours bad, me cowboy, git along little doggies, yee-haw..."

Anonymous said...

Haw haw go hell Bretesh ferry we kick you ass befor we do it agan LOL!

Anonymous said...

Anyone who votes is a dam fool. Hillary, Barack, & McCain = Moe, Larry, & Curley. Who cares which stooge wins?

Anonymous said...

When racism becomes a pissing contest, only my ex-wife and her golden shower-loving new boy toy end up winners.

Anonymous said...

Obama followers have nothing to worry about. Americans always vote for the one with the biggest ears.

Anonymous said...

I hate Republicans. Damn cigar-smoking, suit-wearing, market-watching, greedy a-holes! The way they stereotype in order to justify their outdated beliefs makes me sick!

Anonymous said...

We need a prez with a name that connotes strength and perserverance. Like Thor. Or My Dick.

Anonymous said...

McCain's too old. Even his turds are gray.

Anonymous said...

Happy Easter everyone!

Note to libs: That's a holiday celebrated by those of us who are going to heaven.

Anonymous said...

Interesting strategies from the major parties. One alienates 2 of the biggest states, not to mention women and/or African Americans. The other drives the economy so far into the ground we forget about the stupid war they started.

Anonymous said...

I never ran for public office, but once I had nasty diarrhea that lasted 4 days.