An Easy Way to Remember the Alphabet

Ambidextrous smelling salts with bad ass Guess Who lyrics;
BRAACK! Excuse the dog just now, you limber toed hysterics.
Cialis and those outdoor tubs—we all say WTF?!
Deodorizing concubines and all the Johns they suck.
Excedrin’s name is righteousness; so says a dink named Stu.
Forget about his sightlessness; the Wonder man can spew!
Gestapo shorts on Templeton; now can he shag a fly?
Horrendous meals atop old Cher and snot that’s rather dry.
Investing onion sandwiches with morbid butt sweat chilled,
Just make me California and the frozen jets are filled!
Key lime and Kaline spleen dessert is over on the moor,
“Less ass!” he cried in Mexico, upon the whore house door.
Mayoral stiffies rock St. Paul, indigenous and ticked.
New lemon pigeons sweep the door. I wish the corn were strict!
Old heads erupt on Santa Claus because he’s Tarzan boy.
Petunia snorting melon balls get mixed with frozen Koi.
Queen’s Freddy was the best one time, but now he’s 6 feet down.
Real soda as a New York thing? You’ve got to be a clown.
Smegmatics and the barns they sell; it’s just a 2-foot winch
That holds a pigeon’s nut sac smell, absorbing nay an inch.
Underwear with new car smell…and flavored oh so right!
VBF’s on Saturday; the sound is rather tight.
Wilted harped-on orbs that rule my neighbor's tights with glee,
Xenophobic monster cracks unguarded by the sea,
Yes men, ass men, and women's stench, plus cataclysmic foam;
Zoologists though none yet are, my wish is for a comb.