- Horse cum
- I posted a status update
about how Facebook posters are unpoetic obnoxions.
- Diffenbachia squeezin’s
- The Cleveland Symphony is so
“sophisticated” they played 3 Ironic Smegma songs in 1 Christmas concert.
- The name of Bengal’s top poet
is “Mikl Or-uus”.
- Right fielder spleen juice
- You laugh at a player who
sloped 3 feltings and the next thing you know, you’re outside the
flaggledroppery bung zone!
- Jewish magician rennen
- Soft?! This butter is about
as soft as Loebig when Muncy puts on that leather bikini!
- Condensed VBF
- Smegma in a vat
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Showing posts with label smegma. Show all posts
25 June 2014
Liquids and/or Irony
26 February 2014
Downton Abbey Recaps the Sochi Winter Olympics
Adieu is quite in order for the rich and poor of Downton Abbey as they summarize the goings on in that 'dreadful' country with the bald old chap in charge...
Cora: I was so enthralled by the Ice Dancing and the bulging manhood of the dancers! I don't know if they enjoy the company of women, sadly. I can't get Robert to clean my ice anymore.
Thomas: Wow, my Lady, are you reading my mind? My formal servant attire was getting tight in the midsection if you know what I mean. The throbbing vibration of the ice brings juice to the loins! Being gay in Sochi is very similar to the 1920's in England!
Bates: Fuck the Olympics and anyone who isn't first. Keep you damn smegma stained hands off my wife - I know where to find sharpened luge blades, pal. Oh, and my limp was from a triple salchow accident.
Robert: Bates has taken on such an aggressive attitude of late hasn't he? I suspect VBF in the homeplace, which is why Cora goes without my 'attention', if you please. The brits made quite a show, good chaps, though I do not understand why women and servants compete. This should be for gentleman only, by God!
Sybil and Matthew: Yeah, we are dead. But we are banging each other daily and laughing at your tears. Olympics? You should see Matthew and I in the two person bedroom luge! FUCK!
Branson: I am torn between who I was and who I am and who I am meant to be and have annoyed everyone throughout.
Dowager Countess: Branson, you pitiful fool. You are dreadful regardless. And I find myself ashamed at this family. Watching Shaun White suck ass publicly was righteous! Word!
Edith and Rose: We love us some 'N' word booty!
Cora: I was so enthralled by the Ice Dancing and the bulging manhood of the dancers! I don't know if they enjoy the company of women, sadly. I can't get Robert to clean my ice anymore.
Thomas: Wow, my Lady, are you reading my mind? My formal servant attire was getting tight in the midsection if you know what I mean. The throbbing vibration of the ice brings juice to the loins! Being gay in Sochi is very similar to the 1920's in England!
Bates: Fuck the Olympics and anyone who isn't first. Keep you damn smegma stained hands off my wife - I know where to find sharpened luge blades, pal. Oh, and my limp was from a triple salchow accident.
Robert: Bates has taken on such an aggressive attitude of late hasn't he? I suspect VBF in the homeplace, which is why Cora goes without my 'attention', if you please. The brits made quite a show, good chaps, though I do not understand why women and servants compete. This should be for gentleman only, by God!
Sybil and Matthew: Yeah, we are dead. But we are banging each other daily and laughing at your tears. Olympics? You should see Matthew and I in the two person bedroom luge! FUCK!
Branson: I am torn between who I was and who I am and who I am meant to be and have annoyed everyone throughout.
Dowager Countess: Branson, you pitiful fool. You are dreadful regardless. And I find myself ashamed at this family. Watching Shaun White suck ass publicly was righteous! Word!
Edith and Rose: We love us some 'N' word booty!
04 December 2009
Christmas Gift Ideas for Those Hard-to-Shop-For Loved Ones
A closed head injury
“A Dummy’s Guide to Infidelity” by David Letterman (with Foreword by Tiger Woods)
“Soldier or Anteater” NFL locker room hidden camera guessing game
Frat Party Simulator (pay the extra for the projectile vomit sprayer)
Cleveland Browns season tickets (the deals on these keep getting better)
Petrified smegma
An electric balloon
Earwax statue of Millard Fillmore (get started early on this one)
Barbed wire jockstrap (unsalted)
Backhoe contingency lair spotters fresh off the highway of lust
Hemorrhoid glitter
A subscription to Lincoln’s Trombone
“A Dummy’s Guide to Infidelity” by David Letterman (with Foreword by Tiger Woods)
“Soldier or Anteater” NFL locker room hidden camera guessing game
Frat Party Simulator (pay the extra for the projectile vomit sprayer)
Cleveland Browns season tickets (the deals on these keep getting better)
Petrified smegma
An electric balloon
Earwax statue of Millard Fillmore (get started early on this one)
Barbed wire jockstrap (unsalted)
Backhoe contingency lair spotters fresh off the highway of lust
Hemorrhoid glitter
A subscription to Lincoln’s Trombone
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