BAD SANTA - 2015
Santa: What would you like for Christmas young man?
Hairpiece guy: I would like to be president, please.
Santa: I have granted this wish previously. Are you willing to pay the price?
Hairpiece guy: I will do anything...anything.
Santa: Ok, my fine man. All you have to do is suck Hillary's titties and eat out her VBF vag anytime she asks.
Hairpiece guy: What the fuck?
Santa: Bill did it for eight years.
Hairpiece guy: Fuck this shit, I am going to play golf with Nugent.
Santa: Go fuck yourself, douchebag.
Hairpiece guy: Happy Kwanzaa, bitch.