22 May 2010
20 May 2010
More Musings about Classic Rock ‘n’ Roll
While not denying their accomplishments, “Beatles” was a really stupid name for a band.
Ted Nugent was born to play guitar. And, it’s now clear, that’s all.
Chuck Berry only seems to sing George Thorogood songs.
In retrospect, Duran Duran still sucks.
Unlike Stealer’s Wheel, I’ve never experienced difficulty keeping this mouth on my face.
Ted Nugent was born to play guitar. And, it’s now clear, that’s all.
Chuck Berry only seems to sing George Thorogood songs.
In retrospect, Duran Duran still sucks.
Unlike Stealer’s Wheel, I’ve never experienced difficulty keeping this mouth on my face.
13 May 2010
Musings About Classic Rock ‘n’ Roll
Too many life-is-so-hard-on-the-road songs. Just play your rock ‘n’ roll, spend your millions, and quit whining.
Lynyrd Skynyrd wins the award for band that looks the most like their own fans.
Why did Bread’s collective girlfriend keep leaving her diary underneath a tree?
And why did Steve Miller get on the big ol’ jet airliner if he 1) didn’t want to go too far away and 2) didn’t know where it was taking him?
Finally, the biggest question of all: I’ve seen all good people turn their heads each day, so, satisfied, I’m on my way...WTF?!
Lynyrd Skynyrd wins the award for band that looks the most like their own fans.
Why did Bread’s collective girlfriend keep leaving her diary underneath a tree?
And why did Steve Miller get on the big ol’ jet airliner if he 1) didn’t want to go too far away and 2) didn’t know where it was taking him?
Finally, the biggest question of all: I’ve seen all good people turn their heads each day, so, satisfied, I’m on my way...WTF?!
08 May 2010
WTF! Saturday
A couple of thoughts come to our minds:
1. Does he duck when they throw the gun?
2. Whatever happened to I and II?
04 May 2010
Seemingly Innocuous Phrases That Seem Suggestive When Followed by a “This” Response
We’re going to vacation in Palm Springs. (“Palm this.”)
Just a lick and a promise. (“Lick this.”)
Plants feed via the process of photosynthesis. (“Photosynthesize this.”) (Admittedly, this one makes no sense.)
Get a grip. (Grip—oh, you get the idea.)
You just want your ego stroked.
Rise and shine!
Want some gum?
Son, you’re getting mouthy.
Don’t bite off more than you can chew.
Think you can handle it?
Close the clasp.
When life presents you with an opportunity, grab it!
Just a lick and a promise. (“Lick this.”)
Plants feed via the process of photosynthesis. (“Photosynthesize this.”) (Admittedly, this one makes no sense.)
Get a grip. (Grip—oh, you get the idea.)
You just want your ego stroked.
Rise and shine!
Want some gum?
Son, you’re getting mouthy.
Don’t bite off more than you can chew.
Think you can handle it?
Close the clasp.
When life presents you with an opportunity, grab it!
01 May 2010
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