Get your ass out of my rum.
Why is Schistosomiasis so fun to say, but such a pain to have?
I got your Grand Bahama, right here!
Eight bucks for a box of cereal? You got a lot of nerve calling this
Free Port!
The backhoe contingency necessitates spiritual interpretations any way the wind blows, Herr Scheiss Monster.
Nassau?! Is dat named aftuh da one in New Yawk?
The ocean water is so warm there's no difference when I pee!
If conch fritters rhymed with diarrhea, I could write a poem about this place.
The next one who sings 'Glass bottomed boat, you make the rockin' world go 'round' gets knifed in the gizzard. Don't believe it? Try me!
